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To Goof A Predator To Goof A Predator

Rated 5 / 5 stars

On the same pass I also ordered ‘beef tacos’ ($13.50) which turned out to be a fried tortilla bowl heaped with romaine lettuce, grated yellow cheese, and plain ground beef that was so devoid of flavor, it rendered an insult to Mexicans every bit as profound as Trump’s previous pronouncements. I don’t know what could have saved limp, dispiriting yam dumplings, but it definitely wasn’t a lukewarm matsutake mushroom bouillon as murky and appealing as bong water. Chicken Caesar pizza… looks like what you'd expect if a cook emptied a bottle of parmesan dressing onto a pallid spa cracker, applied a squeeze bottle swirl of romaine pesto, and let the musky crumbs from a pre-shift meal of KFC waft down over that pizza. It is profoundly awful. There are several words I can drum up to describe the treatment I received at Les Enfants Terribles PVM, but let me limit it one: shoddy. No, wait, remembering the manager patting our shoulders time and again, I would add: patronizing. Renowned butcher Pat LaFrieda once dared me to eat an eyeball that he himself popped out of the skull of a roasted pig. That eyeball tasted better than the Trump Grill’s (Grille’s) Gold Label Burger, a Pat LaFrieda–branded short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing.


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Publicly Funded - Online Publicly Funded - Online

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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ATACOLYPSE ATACOLYPSE

Rated 5 / 5 stars

dude that was so fucking good. very creative too. Good job


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Timespunkers Timespunkers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow I found this pretty fun, it's really impressive for only 72 hours



Z3lda: Mini Game Z3lda: Mini Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh god. Looks like I'm not going to sleep any time soon


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Duck Tales Country Remix Duck Tales Country Remix

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nice



Boggle Boggle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

you stole this from drake bell..


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fairly odd boggle


Mean Paul - No (Dubstep) Mean Paul - No (Dubstep)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fuckin


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D.E.L.I.N.Q.U.E.N.T. D.E.L.I.N.Q.U.E.N.T.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Srsly dude how'd you get so good so fast? Did you just draw and study anatomy? Cuz I can't find the motivation anywhere to study anatomy :/



Weenie Weenie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Hushabye Valley Hushabye Valley

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i agree